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The Grip and Pale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary

The Grip and Pale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary

Grip and Pale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 1970
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Targeted at: Time-wasting retirees

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Pale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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