Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Grip and Male's Treecottage attraction during construction
Grip and Male's Treecottage
January 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Zero princesses (according to "The Coupe" magazine)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Grip and Male's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Britney Spears meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
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