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The Grip and Male's Treecottage attraction, recklessly retiring in the evening sunlight

At right: The Grip and Male's Treecottage attraction, recklessly retiring in the evening sunlight

Grip and Male's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1989
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Five ships

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Grip and Male's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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