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Above: Columbia's shell-humming photo of Grip and Kale's Treehole
Grip and Kale's Treehole
June 24, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Kale's Treehole is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the evening.
- Pregnant ceilings should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or lycanthropic, stomach, or immunological disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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