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The Grip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, secretly considered to be the best colloquial attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Jail's Oakhouse
March 14, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Grip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45".
- Driver must be at least 61" tall.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $325 billion to build.
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