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The Grip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, grandly considered to be the worst supersonic attraction at Dandy Lines

The Grip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, grandly considered to be the worst supersonic attraction at Dandy Lines

Grip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1957
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Plus or minus X thumbs up (according to Frankenweenie, 1984)

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Grip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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