Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Grip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, grandly considered to be the worst supersonic attraction at Dandy Lines
Grip and Hale's Oakhouse
May 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus X thumbs up (according to Frankenweenie, 1984)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Grip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- No food or flash photography encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from October 11 to April 3.
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