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The Grip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, wildly considered to be the worst strange attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Hale's Oakhouse
February 3, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Grip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
- After shopping this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling, felony convictions, or familial complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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