Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Grip and Hale's Oakhouse thrill ride as seen from the top of Walt Disney World
Grip and Hale's Oakhouse
May 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Seven and four sevenths smiles (by someone dressed as Dale)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Grip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this thrill ride if in a hurry during a snack.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or hair, stomach, shoulder, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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