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The Grip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Grip and Hale's Oakhouse
June 27, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Grip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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