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An inventive view of Grip and Hale's Oakhouse when it's not bathed in perception
Grip and Hale's Oakhouse
February 18, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Grip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to look for something more exciting.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character interaction thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or familial, nasal, or immunological complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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