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The Grip and Fail's Treeshack attraction as seen from the top of the resort

The Grip and Fail's Treeshack attraction as seen from the top of the resort

Grip and Fail's Treeshack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1977
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Fail's Treeshack is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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