Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Grip and Fail's Treeshack attraction as seen from the top of the resort
Grip and Fail's Treeshack
May 2, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Fail's Treeshack is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will have a tendency to pick on your friends.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 76".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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