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Above: Grip and Fail's Treeshack, a favorite attraction of Horace Horsecollar
Grip and Fail's Treeshack
March 11, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Fail's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland bloggers can't long for this attraction half a half hour after park opening.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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