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Grip and Fail's Airhouse, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
Grip and Fail's Airhouse
October 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Grip and Fail's Airhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- Mark Twain had a secret suite hidden above this attraction.
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