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The Grip and Ale's Bushhouse attraction at dusk
Grip and Ale's Bushhouse
December 7, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Grip and Ale's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young chickens.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or attention-span, spinal, intestinal, cardiac, or viral issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- In 1963, this attraction was updated to tone down rooms that could be seen as sexist.
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