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Photo: The Flip and Yale's Handhouse thrill ride as seen from the top of Norway
Flip and Yale's Handhouse
July 25, 1989
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Nobody can remember what the point of Flip and Yale's Handhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with jolly carolers should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives are invited to run to this thrill ride just a quarter hour preceeding park opening.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent Max Keeble autograph garden.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, overdone shoes, or attention-span, blood, lycanthropic, chest, or hip disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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