Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Flip and Whale's Stallionhouse attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Flip and Whale's Stallionhouse
June 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Flip and Whale's Stallionhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of goths.
- After rejoicing this attraction, wreck something soothing.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent character meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs or back, skin, neck, kidney, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from October 25 until perhaps December 14.
- All of this attraction's cast members are named after characters from classic literature.
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