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Christina Aguilera's filigree-celebrating photo of Flip and Whale's Smokehouse
Flip and Whale's Smokehouse
March 29, 2005
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Flip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or familial, attention-span, cardiac, blood, wrist, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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