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Above: The Flip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Flip and Whale's Smokehouse
December 14, 1963
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 26 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Flip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After changing this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from bowel, tongue, kidney, hair, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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