Massive Texland Attraction Database
Image: The Flip and Whale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its new anniversary
Flip and Whale's Planthouse
April 23, 1980
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Flip and Whale's Planthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from February 16 until about April 2.
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