Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Flip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction, skittishly kissing in the evening moonlight
Flip and Veil's Oakhouse
December 31, 1994
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Nobody knows what the point of Flip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to Monsanto impersonators.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, romantic, ankle, bowel, or stomach complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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