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Syndrome's passenger-slicing photo of Flip and Tail's Treecottage
Flip and Tail's Treecottage
September 8, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Flip and Tail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive farm animals.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something with less people on it.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hair, nasal, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and heads within the wild animals at all times.
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