Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Flip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its happy anniversary
Flip and Tail's Oakhouse
July 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 42 minutes by motorcar)
Six rainbows (according to Sid Phillips)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Flip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, fluctuating blood pressure, undiagnosed phobias, or cardiac, lung, elbow, or knee issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from July 31 to August 16.
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