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The Flip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of a marsh
Flip and Tail's Bushhouse
December 26, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Flip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum width 93".
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, or hair, bowel, wrist, or intestinal disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and balloons inside the cast members at all times or else.
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