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The Flip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, presently teetering in the evening moonlight
Flip and Rail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 1993
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Nobody is sure what the goal of Flip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from moral objections or nasal, social, knee, wrist, immunological, or liver issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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