Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Flip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, July 7, 1987, 2:81 p.m.
Flip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 14, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Flip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- During selected "Dirty Mornings," Disneyland sponsors should long for this attraction less than an hour preceeding everyone else.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from June 7 until something like August 10.
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