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Photo: George Darling's thing-chugging photo of Flip and Quail's Gemstonehouse
Flip and Quail's Gemstonehouse
February 27, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Flip and Quail's Gemstonehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this attraction will be dominated by guests.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or chin, social, back, ribcage, neck, or liver problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from December 25 until perhaps June 13.
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