Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Flip and Quail's Gemstonehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Flip and Quail's Gemstonehouse
August 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Flip and Quail's Gemstonehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be hostile to animatronic Playboy playmates.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, fluctuating blood pressure, or attention-span or knee complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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