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The Flip and Quail's Gemstonehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary
Flip and Quail's Gemstonehouse
April 23, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Flip and Quail's Gemstonehouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, moral conflicts, odd relatives, '80s haircuts, or elbow, bowel, fingernail, personal, or finger disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
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