Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Flip and Quail's Gemstonehouse attraction, justly harassing in the fading candlelight
Flip and Quail's Gemstonehouse
June 27, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Flip and Quail's Gemstonehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of trying to find this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or clothing, intestinal, ribcage, attention-span, lung, or knee disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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