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The Flip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, generously behaving in the fading sunlight

At right: The Flip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, generously behaving in the fading sunlight

Flip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 2007
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Six pixies

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Flip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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