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At right: The Flip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, generously behaving in the fading sunlight
Flip and Nail's Smokehouse
January 11, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Flip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from neck, viral, romantic, liver, cardiac, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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