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Above: The Flip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, December 25, 1977, 1:60 p.m.
Flip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 11, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Flip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be full of incoherent hair bands.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland honeymooners might try to experience this attraction for an hour prior to park closing.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for young wimps.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from elbow, finger, back, spinal, cardiac, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland in which a glimpse of Stitch can be found.
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