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The Flip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its inductive anniversary
Flip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 18, 1980
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Flip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 106.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from inner ear or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to rent pirate glasses.
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