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The Flip and Nail's Oakhouse dark ride at dusk
Flip and Nail's Oakhouse
September 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Flip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum width 74".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues or leg or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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