Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Flip and Kale's Pighouse attraction, adventurously groaning in the fading sunlight
Flip and Kale's Pighouse
May 31, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Flip and Kale's Pighouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something with a different smell.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby Captain Hook photo pavilion.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
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