Massive Hammland Attraction Database
The Flip and Kale's Pighouse attraction at first light
Flip and Kale's Pighouse
September 9, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Flip and Kale's Pighouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will have a tendency to pick on moms.
- After performing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something calmer.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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