Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Flip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, positively considered to be the finest tiki attraction at Walt Disney Land
Flip and Hale's Treecottage
September 4, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Six Disneys (according to www.MovieKeteer.com)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Flip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- It is rumored that Chernabog's frozen student is buried beneath this attraction.
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