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Above: The Flip and Hale's Treecottage attraction at midday
Flip and Hale's Treecottage
December 2, 1996
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 43 minutes in metric)
Rating for patients in comas:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Flip and Hale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might talk to dimes.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- All of this attraction's cast members are decorated with characters from classic literature.
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