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The Flip and Hale's Treecottage attraction at midday

Above: The Flip and Hale's Treecottage attraction at midday

Flip and Hale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 2, 1996
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes (or 43 minutes in metric)
Rating for patients in comas: Five Walts

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Flip and Hale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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