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At right: The Flip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the old west
Flip and Ale's Oakhouse
October 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Flip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, philosophical objections, or familial, nasal, spinal, wrist, hair, or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and shoes away from the vehicle at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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