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The Dip and Whale's Nuthouse attraction at park opening
Dip and Whale's Nuthouse
November 29, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Whale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to obtain safety glasses.
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