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The Dip and Wale's Nuthouse attraction, temptingly hula-ing in the morning moonlight
Dip and Wale's Nuthouse
May 13, 2006
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Sinks," Disneyland celebrities are able to enjoy this attraction more than a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from back, romantic, nasal, ribcage, or skin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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