Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Dip and Wale's Bushhouse attraction, presently considered to be the best lighthearted attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Wale's Bushhouse
November 17, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Wale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions, high blood pressure, inappropriate cluelessness, or finger, hip, nasal, ankle, lycanthropic, or liver issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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