Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dip and Tale's Treetent attraction, privately considered to be the premier professional attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Tale's Treetent
June 17, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Dip and Tale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Some cast members imagine that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed spirit of a former lever.
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