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Above: A regular view of Dip and Tale's Treetent when it's shrounded in tarps
Dip and Tale's Treetent
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're strange)
Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Tale's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to ride this attraction no more than once.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and shoes away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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