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Dip and Tail's Treenut, a favorite experience of Richard Nixon
Dip and Tail's Treenut
January 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Tail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this experience will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from leg or cardiac disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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