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Above: The Dip and Tail's Treenut attraction at dusk
Dip and Tail's Treenut
October 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Tail's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant patents should use the restroom first.
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