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Bambi's cat-writhing photo of Dip and Tail's Treecabin
Dip and Tail's Treecabin
August 5, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Tail's Treecabin is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses (in that order) away from the entangling vines at most times.
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