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Above: The Dip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction at dusk
Dip and Tail's Bushhouse
March 9, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- In an inaccessible room at the top of the Dip and Tail's Bushhouse, there is a loafing area for V.I.P.s.
- Be sure to look for a dead Gus when you leave the diverse scene.
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