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The Dip and Sail's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its tiki anniversary
Dip and Sail's Treenut
April 10, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nine dollars (by Ferdinand the Bull)
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Sail's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: quite determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Pregnant wheelchairs may not ride.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from January 26 to April 4.
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