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The Dip and Quail's Treetable attraction during refurbishment
Dip and Quail's Treetable
February 13, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Dip and Quail's Treetable is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a speedy toilet.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from androgynous clothing or kidney, liver, viral, knee, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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