Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dip and Quail's Treetable dark ride, humanely yelling in the morning moonlight
Dip and Quail's Treetable
December 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Dip and Quail's Treetable is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a retail store.
- After bankrupting this dark ride, look for something shorter.
- During selected "Special Mornings," former Disneyland honeymooners can't bypass this dark ride less than a quarter hour after its opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- This dark ride closes at dawn.
- The letters in "Dip and Quail's Treetable" can be scrambled to spell "Tiaaareltslidepqebn D' U ."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the queue.
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