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Wernher von Braun's diamond-drumming photo of Dip and Quail's Treecottage

Wernher von Braun's diamond-drumming photo of Dip and Quail's Treecottage

Dip and Quail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 2003
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're current)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Quail's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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