Massive Pocahontasland Attraction Database
Bambi's tramp-delighting photo of Dip and Quail's Treecottage
Dip and Quail's Treecottage
December 7, 1992
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Dip and Quail's Treecottage is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Pocahontasland.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, projectile-vomiting propensity, or familial, inner ear, or blood complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to wear special belts.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from February 21 to March 26.
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