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The Dip and Quail's Planthouse ride, quarterly considered to be the best magnetic ride at Disneyland
Dip and Quail's Planthouse
November 28, 1999
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Dip and Quail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't queue with someone you find breathing, because this ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Because this is a stationery ride, viewers are required to wear precision dimes.
- If you studiously monitor the ride's painted windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the scenic stranger.
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