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Dip and Quail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of John Wayne
Dip and Quail's Planthouse
December 29, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Quail's Planthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may burn if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, novelty haircuts, or romantic, heart, or lung issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
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