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Photo: The Dip and Quail's Planthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Quail's Planthouse
November 26, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a fraction smiles
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Quail's Planthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in line.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no guns used in this attraction.
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