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An inanimate view of Dip and Quail's Oakhouse when it's not covered in fog
Dip and Quail's Oakhouse
February 20, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Dip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, other guests may pick on tikis.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, skimpy clothing, or romantic, bowel, or personal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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