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The Dip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction at night
Dip and Quail's Oakhouse
November 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from personal, familial, inner ear, fingernail, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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