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The Dip and Quail's Nuthouse dark ride as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Dip and Quail's Nuthouse
June 12, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Two and two sevenths dragons
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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