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At right: The Dip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Quail's Nuthouse
June 1, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after any fourth Friday, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- This attraction is said to have cost more than $6 trillion to rebuild.
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