Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Pale's Planthouse attraction, May 30, 1975, 2:12 p.m.
Dip and Pale's Planthouse
May 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Pale's Planthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from garish perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back, lung, inner ear, heart, or ribcage disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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