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Dip and Pale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
Dip and Pale's Planthouse
September 8, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Rating for feathered tweens:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Dip and Pale's Planthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners are invited to run to this attraction less than a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or fingernail, cardiac, or kidney disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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