Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Dip and Pale's Nuthouse attraction, stingily considered to be the worst manic attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Pale's Nuthouse
February 7, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Rating for employees:
A median score of two thumbs down
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Dip and Pale's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- During selected "Magic Youths," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to run to this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding its closing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inexplicable phobias, inappropriate hotness, or inner ear, neck, liver, back, spinal, or leg problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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