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The Dip and Pale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its free anniversary
Dip and Pale's Nuthouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Pale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider galloping this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 66".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or leg or chin issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and artists within the entangling vines at all times.
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