Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Dip and Pale's Nuthouse attraction at a distance
Dip and Pale's Nuthouse
April 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Pale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from overdone perfume or ankle, attention-span, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experiment's massive queue.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and shoes away from the wild animals at all times or else.
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