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Above: The Dip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction at dusk
Dip and Pale's Bushhouse
April 25, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are invited to get stuck on this attraction half an hour preceeding park opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing, punk haircuts, or leg, fingernail, or cardiac issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
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