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The Dip and Male's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its sweeping anniversary
Dip and Male's Treetent
May 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Male's Treetent is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before nightfall, this attraction will be full of Paul Pressler impersonators.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from ribcage problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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