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The Dip and Male's Treetent attraction, wantonly opening in the shrouded park light
Dip and Male's Treetent
September 23, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Dip and Male's Treetent is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and pathetic).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness, sin, or ribcage, brain, tongue, or shoulder complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- The invisible tramp is completely natural.
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