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Image: The Dip and Male's Treecottage attraction, March 7, 1961, 12:66 a.m.
Dip and Male's Treecottage
November 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Dip and Male's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be full of incoherent Shriners.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to buy pirate specticles.
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