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Gyro Gearloose's plow-plotting photo of Dip and Male's Treecottage

Above: Gyro Gearloose's plow-plotting photo of Dip and Male's Treecottage

Dip and Male's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1985
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
Intended for: Time-wasting men

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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Dip and Male's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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