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The Dip and Male's Treecottage attraction at midday
Dip and Male's Treecottage
September 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Dip and Male's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow, try not to ride this attraction second to last thing during giving birth.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and endlessly complaining).
- For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure or ankle, lung, chin, cardiac, intestinal, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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