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Dip and Male's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson
Dip and Male's Treecottage
February 9, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Dip and Male's Treecottage is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are allergic to children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, try something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and strollers within the attraction at all times.
- Above this attraction can be found the mischievous jars-only Casino 47 hideaway -- the only place in the jungle where child is free.
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