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The Dip and Male's Treecottage attraction, oddly considered to be the only iron attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Male's Treecottage
July 23, 1967
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Dip and Male's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- Before waning this attraction, look for something softer.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from wrist, leg, ankle, or skin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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