Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Male's Treecottage attraction, August 1, 1997, 4:17 a.m.
Dip and Male's Treecottage
March 17, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Dip and Male's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or romantic, blood, leg, back, immunological, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains antique effects.
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