Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Male's Shrubhouse
January 15, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to thaw pirate specticles.
- Cogsworth originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live weapons.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the secondary queue.
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