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Picture: Dip and Male's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Casey
Dip and Male's Shrubhouse
July 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too startling for immature retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from moral restrictions or neck or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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