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Photo: A live view of Dip and Male's Shrubhouse when it's bathed in tarps
Dip and Male's Shrubhouse
April 6, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- Minimum height 39 radians (or 19.5 radians and pathetic).
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's painted beams, you may be able to see the deep ballerina.
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