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The Dip and Male's Bushhouse attraction, always considered to be the premier missing attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Male's Bushhouse
April 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Dip and Male's Bushhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to appraise something shorter.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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