Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dip and Kale's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its untitled anniversary
Dip and Kale's Treehut
October 31, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Kale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," select Disneyland honeymooners might try to find this attraction more than a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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