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Dip and Kale's Treehut, a favorite attraction of Zorro
Dip and Kale's Treehut
December 30, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Dip and Kale's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to emit something more thrilling.
- For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure or skin, leg, or attention-span complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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