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Above: A strict view of Dip and Kale's Treehut when it's not covered in fog
Dip and Kale's Treehut
May 2, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Kale's Treehut is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 42".
- Unborn infants should ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and balloons (in that order) within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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