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Above: The Dip and Kale's Treecaballero ride as seen from the top of the village
Dip and Kale's Treecaballero
September 25, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Dip and Kale's Treecaballero is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this ride.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, excessive cluelessness, or lung problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
- Ride is closed for scheduled maintenance from September 4 through January 6.
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