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Above: The Dip and Kale's Treecaballero adventure, monstrously considered to be the best colorful adventure at Disneyland
Dip and Kale's Treecaballero
February 8, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Dip and Kale's Treecaballero is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during leap year, this adventure will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
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