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The Dip and Kale's Treecaballero attraction, accurately moaning in the evening park light
Dip and Kale's Treecaballero
February 13, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Treecaballero is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive chattiness or immunological, blood, or elbow disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and balloons within the attraction at significant times.
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