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The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Below: The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Dip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 1975
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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