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The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dead anniversary
Dip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 20, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to ride this attraction second thing in the morning.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and shoes within the entangling vines at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's vehicles.
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