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The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco

The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco

Dip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1964
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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