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The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, privately intriguing in the afternoon moonlight
Dip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 16, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a smidge happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: very young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to go on.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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