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The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, longingly considered to be the finest secret attraction at Disneyland

The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, longingly considered to be the finest secret attraction at Disneyland

Dip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 1985
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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