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The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland

The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland

Dip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 11, 1993
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Fathers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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