Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly behaving in the shrouded sunlight
Dip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 5, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Seven magics (according to www.LaunchpadMcquackPlace.bak, 1974)
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from July 22 until something like February 4.
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