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The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Dip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 25, 1976
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 20".
- Yawning may occur.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and glasses away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Within this attraction can be found the secret guests-only Chez 94 dining room -- the only place in the land where milk is free.
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