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The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, quarterly heaping in the afternoon park light

The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, quarterly heaping in the afternoon park light

Dip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1965
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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