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The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, longingly considered to be the finest secret attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 23, 1985
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Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess autograph location.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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