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Pictured: A feral view of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in ships
Dip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 17, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Six and six sevenths pirates
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
- You must be at least as large as your silhouette to participate.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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