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The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, accidentally slicing in the fading sunlight

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Dip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1963
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Ten Disneys

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Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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