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The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the finest intercontinental attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the finest intercontinental attraction at Disneyland

Dip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1974
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Designed by: Drunks

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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