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The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly behaving in the shrouded sunlight

The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly behaving in the shrouded sunlight

Dip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 1974
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 3 minutes
Rating: Seven magics (according to www.LaunchpadMcquackPlace.bak, 1974)

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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