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The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse ride, November 22, 1976, 11:26 a.m.
Dip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 30, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this ride immediately.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or lung, kidney, stomach, elbow, finger, or bowel issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- This ride closes at twilight.
- This was Alan Menken's least visited ride.
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