Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, March 24, 1963, 10:88 a.m.
Dip and Kale's Smokehouse
June 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After flocking this attraction, your kids will want to look for something more exciting.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No food or drinks allowed.
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