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Above: A frightful view of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in children
Dip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 30, 1977
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Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider tweeting this attraction.
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