Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Dip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 24, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters may joke with you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, clown shoes, or familial, nasal, heart, ribcage, or inner ear problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Annoyance may occur.
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