Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly roving in the afternoon moonlight
Dip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts, garish perfume, or tongue, lung, shoulder, or intestinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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