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Image: The Dip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, accidentally slicing in the fading sunlight
Dip and Kale's Smokehouse
March 25, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and adorable).
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are home to many escaped toons.
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