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A frightful view of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in children

Above: A frightful view of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in children

Dip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1977
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Blind children

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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