Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Kale's Bushhouse
August 19, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Dip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Kaa's frozen bridge is buried beneath this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.