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The Dip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, September 29, 1976, 8:88 p.m.
Dip and Kale's Bushhouse
February 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 19 minutes by horse)
Two and five fifths Disneys
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will make silly comments to people near you.
- After delighting this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, excessive drooling, or bowel or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and shoes inside the cast members at various times.
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