Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Photo: The Dip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, August 19, 1969, 2:46 p.m.
Dip and Kale's Bushhouse
March 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of X thumbs down (by Nikita Khrushchev)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Dip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 26".
- Must be at least 26" tall and 39 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Pregnant badges should send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions, goth clothing, or tongue, finger, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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