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Above: Dip and Jail's Willowhouse, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
Dip and Jail's Willowhouse
July 16, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Dip and Jail's Willowhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with crafty children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 55".
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies or neck or brain problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's tedious queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from September 9 until something like February 28.
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