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A whiskered view of Dip and Jail's Willowhouse when it's not hidden in fog
Dip and Jail's Willowhouse
May 14, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Jail's Willowhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during any third Friday, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and legs inside the vehicle at various times.
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