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The Dip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, humanely considered to be the finest faithful attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Hale's Treecottage
January 28, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Hale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- Instead of riding this attraction, look for something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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