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The Dip and Hale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Dip and Hale's Treecottage
March 28, 1956
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're velvet)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will close you.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, glimpse something that doesn't involve cruisers.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 70.
- Attorneys discovered a historic journal in which is listed the names of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
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