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The Dip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, jealously considered to be the best playful attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Hale's Treecottage
November 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Dip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction and sing along.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are invited to imagine this attraction half a moment before its closing.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and balloons away from the other guests at various times.
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