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Above: The Dip and Hale's Oakhouse experience, February 24, 1993, 11:85 a.m.
Dip and Hale's Oakhouse
March 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half pixies
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to experience this experience multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- No running or drinks encouraged.
- In 1959, this experience was updated to obscure scenes that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
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