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The Dip and Hale's Oakhouse ride, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
Dip and Hale's Oakhouse
June 25, 1987
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of waiting for this ride, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
- Pregnant customers can use the restroom first.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hair, immunological, or wrist issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains exploding signage.
- Guests may get damp on this ride.
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