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The Dip and Hale's Oakhouse ride, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary

The Dip and Hale's Oakhouse ride, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary

Dip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: June 25, 1987
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Popular with: Retirees

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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