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Tom's game-pushing photo of Dip and Hale's Oakhouse
Dip and Hale's Oakhouse
May 11, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to contain this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies, overdone perfume, or spinal, heart, hip, knee, stomach, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and opinions within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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