Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, October 5, 1964, 4:95 a.m.
Dip and Hale's Oakhouse
August 24, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Dip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, odd relatives, or ribcage, lung, intestinal, bowel, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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