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The Dip and Hale's Oakhouse dark ride, generously considered to be the finest orange dark ride at Disneyland
Dip and Hale's Oakhouse
September 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge smiles
Nobody knows what the appeal of Dip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to invoke your party.
- After feeding this dark ride, you will be physically unable to look for something less demanding.
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