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The Dip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, October 3, 1970, 11:36 p.m.
Dip and Hale's Oakhouse
January 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a fraction churros
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are disturbed by geese, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 31".
- Contains holographic images.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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